Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #14951
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #14981
Persons who have no desire to live have a very slight chance of recovery....
Quote #14611
If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first...
Quote #8220
Thomas Jefferson once said, ‘We should never judge a president by his age, only...
Quote #5248
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #21724
The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.
Quote #13936
You gotta have a dream. If you don’t have a dream, how you gonna...
Quote #15185
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women...