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People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the...
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
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One thing you can’t recycle is wasted time.
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In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement, psychoanalysis becomes the first...
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Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim...
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You can’t build a reputation on what you’re going to do.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
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Talkers are no good doers.