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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you...
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He is not drowning His sheep when He washeth them, nor killing them when...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry...
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Brevity is the soul of wit.
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It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
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Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
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A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
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It was such a lovely day I thought it was a pity to get...
Quote #5043
The only truly affluent are those who do not want more than they have.