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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
John Keats

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I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart’s affection and the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you’re drinking a beer, I bet it...
Leo Burnett

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When you reach for the stars you may not quite get one, but you...
Danish proverb

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Drink nothing without seeing it Sign nothing without reading it.
Saint Jerome

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No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Publilius Syrus

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It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.
Will Rogers

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An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.
Kilgore Trout

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The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Quintilian

Quote #21172

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When we cannot hope to win, it is an advantage to yield.
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