Quote #8907
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Quote #20674
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously.
Quote #7400
Many things are lost for want of asking.
Quote #5621
Like dealing with Dad-all give and no take. (On negotiating with Soviet Premier Nikita...
Quote #9601
As they use to say, spick and span new.
Quote #11199
Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented.
Quote #13814
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Quote #4234
Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...
Quote #29
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve...
Quote #3145
It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for...