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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Saint Francis de Sales

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Do not wish to be anything but what you are, And try to be...
Jeremy Taylor

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It is impossible to make people understand their ignorance for it requires knowledge to...
Richard Dawkins

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Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for...
Arthur Schopenhauer

Quote #17360

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The memory should be specially taxed in youth, since it is then that it...
P. G. Wodehouse

Quote #19214

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce

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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road....
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Quote #20861

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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Quote #2246

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Batman I’m not going to kill you. I want you to do me a...
Edward Shepherd Mead

Quote #20808

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.
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