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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes.
Dorothy Parker

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Take care of the luxuries and the necessities will take care of themselves.
Cynthia Heimel

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Never judge someone by who he’s in love with judge him by his friends....
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Peggy Noonan

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I love eulogies. They are the most moving kind of speech because they attempt...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13819

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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and...
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If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn’t...
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The Creative knows the great beginnings. The Receptive completes the finished things.
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In reviling, it is not necessary to prepare a preliminary draft.
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