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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
George Price

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Correct me if I’m wrong, but hasn’t the fine line between sanity and madness...
Happy Gilmore

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Happy I’m stupid. You’re smart. I was wrong. You were right. You’re the best....
Plato

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The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of...
E. M. Forster

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Spoon feeding in the long run teaches us nothing but the shape of the...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
James Burgh

Quote #11440

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No kingdom can be secured otherwise than by arming the people. The possession of...
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1167

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I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe believe life it teaches better...
Arnold Bennett

Quote #2219

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.
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