Quote #18870
For the night was not impartial. No, the night loved some more than others,...
Quote #9033
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #3553
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #12335
Only that in you which is me can hear what I’m saying.
Quote #16671
Worries go down better with soup than without.
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #17545
What treaty have the Sioux made with the white man that we have broken...
Quote #8882
Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure.
Quote #7270
I want you to stonewall it. (To staff on news of break-in at Watergate)
Quote #18174
I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...