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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
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Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Samuel Johnson

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Language is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of...
Corita Kent

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Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.
Thomas Huxley

Quote #1557

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Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
Logan Pearsall Smith

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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no...
Roger Babson

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Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
Henry Ward Beecher

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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
Bertrand Russell

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This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...
Edwina Currie

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is Don’t...
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