Quote #1330
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #13779
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...
Quote #13078
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
Quote #4155
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another’s resemblance to ourselves.
Quote #15851
A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought...
Quote #14217
Life is either a continuous process improvement, or a terminal disease that we will...
Quote #281
A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Quote #13856
You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
Quote #12238
Existence, as we know it, is full of sorrow. To mention only one minor...
Quote #2273
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...