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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and...
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. –...
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Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a...
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When you see yourself in proportion — as you’re bound to do when you...
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The first duty of a lecturer to hand you after an hour’s discourse a...
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
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Oh, you know. I am secretary of state. My trips aren’t successful. I just...
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No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him...
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A friend in power is a friend lost.