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Happy Gilmore

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Happy You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died...
Samuel Goldwyn

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I don’t think anyone should write their autobiography until after they’re dead.
Doug Larson

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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the...
Coming to America

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Rev. Brown If lovin’ the lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
Anonymous

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A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
Samuel Johnson

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The fountain of content must spring up in the mind, and he who hath...
John Andrew Holmes

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The universe is not hostile, nor yet is it unfriendly. It is simply indifferent.
Napoleon

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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
Peter McWilliams

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To the degree we’re not living our dreams, our comfort zone has more control...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13815

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
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