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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13758

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Edward Dahlberg

Quote #12294

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore.
Elizabeth Janeway

Quote #20603

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have a problem about being nearly sixty I keep waking up in the...
George Stanley McGovern

Quote #15550

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The longer the title, the less important the job.
Ayn Rand

Quote #6412

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell that is.
George Will

Quote #6601

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Americans are overreachers overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses.
John Donne

Quote #3019

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love all love of other sights controls, And makes one little room an everywhere.
Aristophanes

Quote #19386

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the audience never...
T. Clay Sanders

Quote #17286

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Your love will last forever, If you do not expect her to walk the...
George Horace Lorimer

Quote #15258

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Colleges don’t make fools. They only develop them.
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