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You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
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There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I...
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It’s the quality of the ordinary, the straight, the square, that accounts for the...
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Whenever you are to do a thing, though it can never be known but...
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Every man is ignorant – just on different subjects.
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Life is not a static thing. The only people who do not change their...
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Jack You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before
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Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
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I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...