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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol How about the pillow...
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And that’s the way it is.
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Chantal Saperstein

Quote #21392

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All marriages are mixed marriages.
Amy Ray

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. . .you said good friends are hard to come by I laughed and...
Willie Tyler

Quote #21642

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The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same...
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Quote #3227

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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively...
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Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at...
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I don’t possess a lot of self-confidence. I’m an actor so I simply act...
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Quote #3730

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you are content to be simply yourself and don’t compare or compete, everybody...
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