Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #4913
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you...
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #2326
Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask...
Quote #12312
Pride, envy, avarice — these are the sparks have set on fire the souls...
Quote #12926
Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, Not because they never found it,...
Quote #17143
Silence makes the real conversation between friends. Not the saying, but the never needing...
Quote #13596
Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.
Quote #16143
Tomorrow I’ll think of some way . . . after all, tomorrow is another...
Quote #7823
The brain is a wonderful organ it starts working the moment you get up...