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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who...
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The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
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Billy T-T-T-T-Today, Junior
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A man convinced of his own merit will accept misfortune as an honor, for...
Quote #9973
Before speaking, consider the interpretation of your words as well as their intent.
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I am going to concentrate on what’s important in life. I’m going to strive...
Quote #7760
All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
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I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #8846
He who spares the wicked injures the good.
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Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...