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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys,...
Anon.

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Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
Eustache Descamps

Quote #12524

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11954

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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
Lao Tzu

Quote #3749

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The Eternal generates the One. The One generates the Two. The Two generates the...
D. A. Battista

Quote #10560

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nothing is so firmly believed as what is least known.
Betty Smith

Quote #8428

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Look at everything as though you were seeing it for the first time or...
Charles Buxton

Quote #19712

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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8060

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Delay is preferable to error.
James Joyce

Quote #14602

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
History is a nightmare from which we are trying to awaken.
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