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Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
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No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the...
Quote #3547
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government...
Quote #6479
He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the...
Quote #17587
You don’t just stumble into the future. You create your own future.
Quote #2327
There are two modes of establishing our reputation to be praised by honest men,...
Quote #15738
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #4027
Taxes are the price we pay for civilization.
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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Quote #17601
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.