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For peace of mind, we need to resign as general manager of the universe.
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Man is the measure of all things.
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Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
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To be feared is to fear no one has been able to strike terror...
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All mankind love a lover.
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The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess...
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You only live once, but if you live right, once is enough.
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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...