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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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To those who charge that liberalism has been tried and found wanting, I answer...
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Today I accidentally stepped on a snail on the sidewalk in front of our...
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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
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It is fun to be in the same decade with you.
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The herd instinct seems to be the strongest human emotion, one that the race...
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Yet each man kills the thing he loves,By each let this be heard,Some do...
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We must all hang together, or most assuredly we shall all hang separately.
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
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