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One of the things I learned the hard way was that it doesn’t pay...
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The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the...
Quote #20979
Fall not in love, therefore it will stick to your face.
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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because...
Quote #19817
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #12206
Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
Quote #13799
Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success – yours or...
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
Quote #11494
The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I’ll say no, and they’ll...