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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13822

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was being executed by injection, I’d clean up my cell real neat....
Homer

Quote #7347

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
Napoleon Bonaparte

Quote #11035

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #267

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to...
John Kenneth Galbraith

Quote #3827

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Meetings are indispensable when you don’t want to do anything.
Samuel Goldwyn

Quote #13387

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You’ve got to take the bitter with the sour.
Marston Bates

Quote #10549

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power.
George Weiss

Quote #18842

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Weeping may endure for a night, but joy cometh in the morning.
George Santayana

Quote #9730

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our character…is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and...
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