Quote #21629
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
Quote #13906
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #5467
A plague o’ both your houses
Quote #20433
The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat—I just...
Quote #2298
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Quote #6091
There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a...
Quote #1964
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin,...
Quote #19014
Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if...
Quote #12776
All’s fair in love and war.
Quote #13602
I have come to the conclusion that my subjective account of my motivation is...