Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #19504
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #13332
As the kindled fire consumes the fuel, so in the flame of wisdom the...
Quote #3615
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
Quote #16721
The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half...
Quote #14959
We can’t take any credit for our talents. It’s how we use them that...
Quote #2242
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #16801
American soldiers must be turned into lambs and eating them is tolerated.
Quote #13762
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #14371
The sun don’t shine on the same dog’s ass all the time.