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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst...
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I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
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Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through...
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Were I a nightingale, I would act the part of a nightingale were I...
Quote #9084
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes he who does...
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To love what you do and feel that it matters – how could anything...
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Beware of over-great pleasure in being popular or even beloved.
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Start a program for gifted children, and every parent demands that his child be...