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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13886

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Berthold Auerbach

Quote #10311

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.
Alexander Meigs Haig

Quote #13583

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I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Hebrew Proverb

Quote #16634

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man plans and God laughs.
Gloria Shayne

Quote #21435

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Goodbye cruel world.
Odell Shepard

Quote #17480

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is always wise, as it is also fair, to test a man by...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5178

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Children begin by loving their parents as they grow older they judge them sometimes...
Cicero

Quote #19837

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.
French Proverb

Quote #4377

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one is so generous as he who has nothing to give.
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3871

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Those disputing, contradicting, and confuting people are generally unfortunate in their affairs. They get...
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