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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.
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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad...
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If they can make penicillin out of mouldy bread, they can sure make something...
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I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is...
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By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.
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Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases...
John M. Eades

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There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I’m not positive...
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