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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13776

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that...
T. S. Eliot

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We know too much, and are convinced of too little. Our literature is a...
Henry Ward Beecher

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The sun does not shine for a few trees and flowers, but for the...
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4817

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple...
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12040

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There’s a deep fly ball… Winfield goes back, back… his head hits the wall...
Anna Russell

Quote #17198

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Sebastian Moore

Quote #15850

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In all religiousness there lurks the suspicion that we invented the story that God...
Margaret Cho

Quote #19990

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Jean-Paul Sartre

Quote #9200

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Existence precedes and rules essence.
Woody Allen

Quote #2255

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
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