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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13624

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I ever get real rich, I hope I’m not real mean to poor...
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16674

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Don’t look for more honor than your learning merits.
Albert Einstein

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Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That...
Paul Pearsall

Quote #16290

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We come to feel as we behave.
Jewel

Quote #14509

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I have this theory – that if we’re told we’re bad, then that’s the...
Marita Bonner

Quote #19636

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She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she...
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2807

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Progress lies not in enhancing what is, but in advancing toward what will be.
Dan Quayle

Quote #21190

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13744

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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