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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull...
Jonathan Swift

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No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5186

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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Anon.

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The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love...
Mark Twain

Quote #1693

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We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim...
Virginia

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If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9237

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It is only to the individual that a soul is given.
Sam Ewig

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It’s not the hours you put in your work that counts, it’s the work...
Kathleen Norris

Quote #2673

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.
George Will

Quote #6593

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
This is an age in which one cannot find common sense without a search...
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