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The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
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It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
Quote #6737
Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or...
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The curse of me & my nation is that we always think things can...
Quote #9927
To one extent, if you’ve seen one city slum, you’ve seen them all.
Quote #8028
Never rely on the glory of the morning nor the smiles of your mother-in-law.
Quote #18699
A physicist is an atom’s way of knowing about atoms.
Quote #9167
Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little...