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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13896

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Assyrian Proverb

Quote #16595

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
Edith Sitwell

Quote #17539

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
Alen Coren

Quote #12147

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
Laurie Anderson

Quote #19496

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When love is gone, there’s always justice. And when justice is gone, there’s always...
Aesop

Quote #5495

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Self-conceit may lead to self-destruction.
Janet Erskine Stuart

Quote #7373

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There ought to be so many who are excellent, there are so few.
Will Cuppy

Quote #12280

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to...
Franois Maurice Mitterrand

Quote #15736

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man loses contact with reality if he is not surrounded by his books.
Dag Hammarskjld

Quote #7747

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God does not die on the day when we cease to believe in a...
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