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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13672

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula...
Michael Masukawa

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Ignorance, apathy, and lethargy cause the most problems in our world. People don’t know...
George Santayana

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The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man...
Euripides

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The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge...
Josh Billings

Quote #759

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The fools in this world make about as much trouble as the wicked do.
Michel de Montaigne

Quote #3683

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The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.
Lyndon B. Johnson

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The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger...
Charles Franklin Kettering

Quote #14780

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Where there is an open mind, there will always be a frontier.
Lawrence Peter Berra

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
W. S. Gilbert

Quote #20365

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.
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