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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
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Forgiveness does not mean the cancellation of all consequences of wrong doing. It means...
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One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.
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Friendship is almost always the union of a part of one mind with a...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.
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Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
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All if flux, nothing stays still.
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Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
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If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.