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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Not to know what has been transacted in former times is to be always...
Tommy Bolt

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Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
George Santayana

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The...
George Gordon Byron

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My time has been passed viciously and agreeably at thirty-one so few years months...
Karl Wallenda

Quote #18714

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Being on the tightrope is living everything else is waiting.
Martin Mull

Quote #20950

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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Eve Denise Curie

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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all.
Douglas Adams

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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
Mark Twain

Quote #1591

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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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