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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I hope that after I die, people will say of me ‘That guy sure...
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I define comfort as self-acceptance. When we finally learn that self-care begins and ends...
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Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall.
Wayne's World

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Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
W. J. Cameron

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The last dejected effort often becomes the winning stroke.
William Pitt

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Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument...
Benjamin Nnamdi Azikiwe

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Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure...
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Footfalls echo in the memory Down the passage which we did not take Towards...
Lily Tomlin

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13901

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If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
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