Quote #1002
Live…..Laugh…..GOLF
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
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It is a curious thing… that every creed promises a paradise which will be...
Quote #4178
Cheerfulness keeps up a kind of daylight in the mind, and fills it with...
Quote #599
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to...
Quote #10105
A wrong-doer is often a man that has left something undone, not always he...
Quote #12325
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #13998
Loving someone is easy but losing someone is hard.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...