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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13631

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You know something that would really make me applaud A guy gets stuck in...
John Fitzgerald Kennedy

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education....
Evan Davis

Quote #20027

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7015

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is as hard for the good to suspect evil, as it is for...
Dr. Robert Schuller

Quote #17386

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Anyone can count the seeds in an apple, but only God can count the...
Jay Leno

Quote #15102

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You can’t stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
Stella Adler

Quote #9882

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Life beats down and crushes the soul and art reminds you that you have...
Jane Austen

Quote #10365

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In every power, of which taste is the foundation, excellence is pretty fairly divided...
Sir Walter Besant

Quote #10770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Tom Lehrer

Quote #20740

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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