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First say to yourself what you would be and then do what you have...
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Silence is a text easy to misread.
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Marta likes to talk about sensuality, but I don’t think she would know sensuality...
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There’s only one me, and I’m stuck with him.
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I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt....
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