Quote #7547
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #12690
Those who don’t know the mistakes of the past won’t be able to enjoy...
Quote #7617
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #11243
Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
Quote #13847
Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a...
Quote #11935
Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result.
Quote #3494
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
Quote #3378
I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
Quote #2102
There are no facts, only interpretations.