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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget...
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If thou are a master, be sometimes blind if a servant, sometimes deaf.
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If a child can’t learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the...
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Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the...
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Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
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For the skeptic there remains only one consolation if there should be such a...
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Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes...
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Never judge a book by its movie.
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If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...