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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re trying to remember a happy memory, don’t think back to a time...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
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To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia–to...
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Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you...
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He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.
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But who is to guard the guards themselves
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The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to...
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