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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered
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In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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There is only one admirable form of the imagination the imagination that is so...
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Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore...
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Wealth and rank are what people desire, but unless they be obtained in the...
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He is neither a strategist nor is he schooled in the operational arts, nor...
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An unstable pilot steers a leaking ship, and the blind is leading the blind...