Quote #15952
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Quote #17290
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance...
Quote #1608
I’ve come loaded with statistics, for I’ve noticed that a man can’t prove anything...
Quote #12975
I never vote for anyone I always vote against.
Quote #14554
Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...
Quote #2300
What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream Or what’s worse, what...
Quote #12963
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #17114
It requires a great deal of boldness and a great deal of caution to...
Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #1140
The phrases that men hear or repeat continually, end by becoming convictions and ossify...