Quote #3885
Marry your son when you will, but you daughter when you can.
Quote #12082
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...
Quote #6561
Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
Quote #10681
The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
Quote #12300
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #10228
Truthfulness with me is hardly a virtue. I cannot discriminate between truths that and...
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #4935
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Quote #5596
If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the...
Quote #17905
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution