Quote #13771
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #19033
I can believe anything, provided it is incredible.
Quote #8837
Delay not swift the flight of fortune’s greatest favours.
Quote #5221
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #11770
There’s time enough, but none to spare.
Quote #20894
If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
Quote #13138
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #19031
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
Quote #8259
You can accomplish much if you don’t care who gets the credit.
Quote #2143
Adversity is the first path to truth.