Quote #4069
Originality is the art of concealing your source.
Quote #9029
Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what...
Quote #6978
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.
Quote #13805
I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #17970
If you want something said, ask a man if you want something done, ask...
Quote #17816
The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.
Quote #6037
Whether you think you can or whether you think you can’t, you’re right.
Quote #13138
To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world...
Quote #19879
Let the punishment match the offense.
Quote #2385
In the end, everything is a gag.