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The taxpayer — that’s someone who works for the federal government but doesn’t have...
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I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
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Make no little plans. They have no Magic to stir Men’s blood.
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Habit is habit and not to be flung out of the window by any...
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Associate with the noblest people you can find read the best books live with...
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Charlie Woman… woe-man… whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole...
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Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.
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The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world...